Things to do with a brick

1. paint it and make a friend like a pet rock, even name it
2. throw it at someone
3. stand on it
4. lick it
5. try to break it in half
6. clean it in the tub
7. put it in your shirt and have a rectangular boob
8. throw it in a pond
9. try to give it to a charity
10. sell it on e-bay
11. bring it in a store, walk around, then leave with it
12. put it in the passenger seat in your car and give it a ride
13. throw it a birthday party
14. put it in a soup
15. make out with it

Any other ideas?